Major; Lunch

They Don't Bite :)

Yay 20xx HighSchool Graduation. :D
Next stop, Lunch Lady[Men] College :)
There I'm sure they will teach many things... Like the fashion, DUH WHAT ELSE?! There will be hairnets, bobby pins, white aprons, more hairnets, & more brands of hairnets :) There will be different colors, different sizes, You Will Find One Just Right :D Now Isn't That Exciting!?
After you get your fashion courses, next stop will be The Weird I-Dont-Know-What-Thing On Your Face class. First you learn how to grow a mole. After you graduate from that you will learn how to grow a wart. Last a HAIRY MOLE! And to expand your knowledge, you can even take one more course to enlarge your mole or wart of your choice!! :D
Of course you will learn how to cook! HAH. All the secrets of the mystery meat will now be revealed. :)