June 26

Will be the day I become a Lady >;D
Oh yesss; Ima go on the plane to Cali by myself. MAUAHHAHA. Be jealous loserss (:
Ima be having the house to myself for a few days... CANT WAIT!! ;D Heh well... Kinda to myself. hahs.
Mannn you can already imagine me, just going, walking, all calm. Smiling and all. Lala. Duhh. Ima be a lady >;D A Grown Women! But inside I am screaming and laughing and yelling "OMG!!" hahaha.
yeaah suckuhss. Ima be going on the plane by myself >;D be jealouss.
Haahhahaha I'm so lamee...

Well since I will have to take care of myself for a bit, my mommy made me learn how to cook a few dish. Hahs and well Of course I have to learn how to cook rice. Oh wait let me rewind that. I do already know how to cook rice.... I just don't know how to tell if its already bad.... -.-
Hahs Yeah Rice turns bad too okay?! && I've never been able to tell if its already gone bad...

Omg I'm so hungry! I want food... Ooohh theres rice :D -chomp chomp chomp eat eat eat-. Mom wakes up and comes out into the living room.
She asked "Where you get the rice from?".
Me: "err In the rice cooker."
Mom: "Those are already bad..." (goes over to check it out)(sniff sniff)
Me: "WHAT?!!??!" (faints. ahaha jaykayinggg)
Mom: "STOP EATING!!!"
Me: "I ate it all..........."

Hahahahah YEA RICE TURNS BAD TOO!! Theres supposed to be a smell to it... and my dumb supposed-to-be-dog nose aint working!! So yeah I went and asked mommy to give me a lesson on 'rice'.

Me: MOMMY teach me how to tell if the rice is bad or not
Mom: Okay... Go to the rice cooker theres some bad rice in there
(I walk over... Opened the rice cookie. Stuffed my supposed-to-be-dog nose in there and sniffed....)
Me: OMG!! (falls backwards)