OMG CRICKET!

Ohkay I swear this is the worst thing I can do.
Just now I got scared because I'm here watching wizards of waverly place in my room, suddenly i Heard something. Hah I thought it was bells, Ghosts! OMG! ahahah. I paused my video and I listened.
Well Got to me soon enough that I Live In Arizona and that there are crickets everywhere! :O -gasp-

Well I got out. turned on the hallway lights. Closed my door [OF COURSE! I DONT WANT THAT ISH IN MY ROOM!!! ;O] and then saw that monster. It was right There! I heard my mom talking on the phone in her room so I screamed to her for help [hahaha yeah...] But that meanie ignored me completely and told me to shut up before I woke up the kids! LOL. I got really scared... I saw the vacuum and Hah My Lightbulb went Flashing :D. Yeah My ideas are so weak its not even staying on, it just barely flashes, like the kind of lights in a scary movie! Hahahah!
So I plugged in the darn huge vacuum. Hah I made sure to keep my eye on that monster all right. I Do Not Want That Thing Going Near Me! I took out the pipes of the vacuum thingie, Got all geared up. put the pipe right next to The Thing and Let It Go Baby!!
IT JUMPED! I SCREAMED! MY MOM YELLED AT ME FOR USING THE VACUUM AT SO LATE WAKING UP THE KIDS. AHAHHA. I CLOSED THE DOOR AND KEPT GOINGGG. IT KEPT JUMPING! OMG! I KEPT SCREAMING!
I was at war. Oh Yes I Was.
THAT THING JUST KEPT JUMPING AND DIDNT WANNA GO INTO THE PIPE WITH ALL THE SUCK-TION! Grrr...
[P.S i feel all itchy just thinking about it ASDFADF]
It jumped around the corner... I think. Not sure. I was scared ahahah.
Really hope its not in my room -.- GAH!

&& may i say... This is not the first time I tried sucking in some living thing into that soaring vacuum.... I Sucked In a Fly Before! :D
Took me a long while that time... Hah DANG THING CAN FLY!! I used the [Pipe] Heh the oh-so-awesome pipe. I just waved it like crazy around the air cuhs the fly was getting on my nerves! Flying in front of me and buzzing EHH!! Took me about 30 minutes and it FINALLY WENT INTOT HE VACUUM! at least I think so.... I think it somehow found a way through those weird things in the vacuum... Cuhs I saw it again after about 10 min. Freaken smart fly!? Hahh I wonder if they have fly school. Lol! Well see they got a school of fish... So School of Fly? LOL.
So lame!!!

GAH I AM GETTING ALL ITCHY! ...