RE: 31 things guys should know about girls

RE: WENDY's POST

oh come on now; not all of these things are true!
lemme give you some answers hunnay (:
well these answers are from my experience hah; buht it does not go for ALLLL girls ;O just saying =x
cuhs see on T.V they do show that girls actually go around their house in their undies =x .... XD

1. Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.
(lol i dont know who does that... but HAH in sf ITS TOO COLD HUNNAY. We could be in bootay shorts buh still; we would always love to see a guy showing up right in front of our house just to say hi. Well I think thats cute anways =3)

2. Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mud.
(Ohh yesssirrr; Girls Know.)

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn’t even wait for the damn hat.
(LOL. Girls can get fiesty too ;O)

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they’re beautiful.
:)

5. Don’t refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it’s because they’re jealous.
(well we could be shy; buh its the cutest thing :))

6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
(o.o)

7. Don’t be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they’re going out with you in the first place, it’s because they like being in your arms.
("Touch Them" sounds so freakay!! LOL)

8. If you don’t sleep with them, do not tell your friends that you did.

—8.5. If you DO sleep with them, don’t tell your friends that you did.
(really... haha thats fucked up either way. WHY WOULD YOU TELL SOMEONE YOU ARE SLEEPING WITH THEM WHEN YOU ARENT?! -.-'')

9. You can be dirty minded in private, really…most of them are not offended by it…
(LOL! idkay its creepy but sometimes its just funny =3 HAHAHAHHA)

10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
(like me? ><) 11. Most of them don’t mind paying half of everything, but they do discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your friends will know you’re a *****. —11.5. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the time! (LOL! wow as in my previous posts. i dont like guys paying for me. Yeah im THAT independent >;D ahahah! No. Im not. buht i dont like it when guys pay for me. Well at least let us pay the first time!)

12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a stuffed animal, one of his sweatshirts, and a really pretty ring. Even if it’s not a serious relationship.
(Adorable.)

13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you’re dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren’t dropping her off, call to be sure she’s home safely.
(:

14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to kick the crap out of him.
(LOL~! HELL YEAHH! dont go if you cant fight tho =x hahh~)

15. If you’re talking to a female friend of yours, pull your girlfriend closer.
(Hehe reminds me of someone -cough cough- reen? Wifey yes? LOL)

16. Never, ever slap her, even if it’s just in a joking way. Even if she swats you first, and says, “Oh, you’re so dumb” or something, never make any gestures back.
(thats just rude -.-)

17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn’t care whether you enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
(as long as your there(: )

18. You’re dead meat if you can’t get along with their pets, parents and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
(o.o it really doesnt matter... well. not unless it gets serious serious to a point where you are gonn spend the rest of your life with them. But then sometimes dating a bad boy who no one else approves of is Adventurous :D)

19. Don’t flirt with their moms or friends…that’s just freaky.
(AINT THAT OBVIOUS!? thats... creepy... o.o)

20. Don’t be freaked out by PMS. It’s not gross, and it really does make them feel like crap, so be understanding.
(lol i go thru pms every single day. Well I just get moody & stuff, but it may not be due to our monthlys. accept our pms and we will be closer emotional)

21. If you don’t like the way they drive, you do it.
(o.o bitch back off the wheels. Im Driving! LMFAO!! >.>' what am i talking about, i cant drive. LOL)

22. If you’re officially dating, and you’re introducing her to your friends, you’d better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
(duhh o.o')

23. Don’t stress where you go for every date. They really only want to be with you.
(thats so true (; part of the romance)

24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them without being asked.
(LOL. only if you guys are close physically, or else its just plain creepy. gtfaway from me ;O xD)

25. Girls are fragile. Even if you’re play fighting/wrestling, be very gentle.
(-.-'')

26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you’re basically screwed for life.
(basics.)

27. Don’t marinade the cologne.
(idkay. i love cologn hehe)

28. Don’t give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or Valentine’s day. It doesn’t have to be expensive, but it has to be meaningful. Jewelry is always nice.
(yes yes)

29. If you think the relationship isn’t going to last, don’t wait to find out. It will only hurt you more if you draw it out.
(o.o i dont really get the second part. buh yeah. cut it off instead of leading it on!)

30. After you’ve been dating for a while, realize that they really have started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.


31.Don’t ever do anything wrong (well not anything). girls remember things for life and anything you did wrong will be used against you in the future.
(lol ONLY SOME GIRLS. not all do. Some girls only remember the good things, some just remember the bad things. Lets hope your lucky =x)